There’s no reason why any Dundee United players would need to phone Samaritans right now. No reason at all. Everything’s fine down there. No controversy.
Listen in to this week’s Royal 1 Radio Football show, recorded from the shelter of Andy’s room, to play Rubbish Anecdote Bingo with Jamie and Simon, SPL reform/reconstruction/nightmare fury from the hosts and a backslap-o-thon after some stirring predictions from the boys last week.
All this plus an in-depth knowledge of the Contempt of Court Act. Which obviously has nothing to with Dundee United. They won’t even be mentioned. Not until the Procurator Fiscal says it’s okay to mention anyway.