Scotland playing Brazil?!
That’s right. This weeks biggest bit of news up north was the announcement Scotland will be getting humped by Brazil in March. I can hardly wait. It’ll be like Mike Tyson fighting a drunk midget, with no arms, in a wheelchair, who’s blind in one eye and in a full body cast.
Remember when Ronaldo wasn’t “The Fat Ronaldo”? We kind of do as well. One of the greatest strikers of our generation retired from the game this week and it was a fitting tribute to a man of his calibre, that three goons he’s never heard of before, spoke about him from a hospital radio studio in Glasgow. It’s what he would have wanted. That and hundreds of transvestites in a hotel room with him.
We were back in the studio this week to dissect the weekend’s goal fest in the SPL – 21 goals over all the games played. Pretty impressive stuff, given the standard of football on show. Rangers took Motherwell apart, Celtic kept up their impressive form and Hibs “turned the corner”, grinding out another 3 precious points against Kilmarnock.
Whilst the show was going on, Rino Gattuso was losing his mind in Milan. Joe Jordan apparently waving a deep fried Mars bar at him from the touchline. What a rascal. Now we’ve had Arsenal beat Barcelona. It’s been quite the week for football.
In this show we’ve also got Andy Harrow doing his best Barry White impression, Jamie trying his hand at being a lawyer and Simon doing his very best not to swear.
Will our predictions for the upcoming weekend’s fixtures be on the money? Will be bag those prizes on offer to us? Get yourself in a comfy chair, turn up the volume and have a listen. It’s all here for you to enjoy.