Slow ticket sales? Film some girls with their kit off!

Have a gander at Crystal Palace’s latest marketing strategy – if you can’t flog season tickets on the back of sexy football, get your cheerleaders to strut about in red and blue bikinis lip-synching along to some pop tune! Enjoy fellas…

Not the first time a club has used used sexy ladies to boost their poor season ticket uptake. Below is a frankly bizarre effort from Madrid-based La Liga club Getafe, whose premise is that by releasing a niche lesbian porno entitled Hot Zombies from Getafe, they could harvest their supporters’ love-gravy and create a race of Getafe supporting super-fans. Yeah, me neither. Just enjoy the pretty ladies.