Alan Pardew, I love you
I stumbled across this video earlier today, and it’s an insane, slightly stomach churning tribute to Alan Pardew. What makes it all the more crazy as it seems to have been made by a genuine person – 20 year old Kristina, a sweet if a little scary German girl who lives in Dachau, a suburb of Munich, and has a love of dodgy Eurotrash music, football and above all, Super Alan Pardew.
She states: “I have many friends….i like football and since 2009 i m a nufc fan -.- and yes its sometimes very boring where i live..it was yesterday…” And so she spent her afternoon photoshopping pics of herself into pictures of Alan Pardew, and with the help of some German happy hardcore and some heart-shaped screenwipes, transformed them into this…
Although that is truly one of the most frightening tributes I’ve seen to anyone, ever, the bit where she’s photoshopped Super Al pointing to her pic, with the caption “That’s my gf “, is comedy genius.
If you still want more from Kristina, have a look at her website – http://silverfoxfan.tumblr.com/ – and try not to have a seizure.