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  • Simon Pitney 9:53 am on September 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    How much is thirty pieces of silver worth today? 

    Less popular than a ginger stepson and so controversial that he entered every day language as the nadir of human behaviour, Judas Iscariot certainly left a sense of distaste amongst his team-mates (or apostles, as they were known back then). So much so that his name is still wheeled out whenever there is a cross-city transfer, or a beloved star, moves to a hated rival. Which of the players below will be as notorious as Judas and still have blood boiling in 2000 years time?

    NICK BARMBY

    Youthful promise at Spurs was replaced somewhat my some middling performances towards the end of his Middlesbrough career. Along came a club record offer from Everton and the chance to re-launch himself as the saviour of a once-great club.

    Some inspired performances in a variety of positions finally brought Barmby back into the England fold and with the increased positive press came increased attention. As a struggling side, few Everton fans would have begrudged Barmby a chance to finally play for honours, but when Barmby’s freckled face was seen grinning from beneath a Liverpool scarf Everton fans were left muttering voodoo curses under their breath.

    Frustration was tempered by the fact that Barmby never scaled the same heights in red and came off second best in his first 50-50 in the following derby.

    Shock Factor – 6
    Could Have Been Better – Had that challenge seen him instantly substituted

     

     

    SOL CAMPBELL

    Quite literally the poster child of “Judas” chants during the early part of the century. Sol Campbell managed to enrage the white half of North London by leaving on a free transfer – and with the world at his feet as one of the most accomplished defenders of his generation – choosing, of all places, a football pitch just down the road.

    To rub increasingly bitter salt into the wounds, Campbell would continually return with an Arsenal team that were defeating all comers – quite literally in the case of “the invincibles”. Already a tempestuous derby, the defection of Campbell raised the bar to a Nick Hornby worthy “Fever Pitch”.

    Shock Factor – 9
    Could Have Been Better – Had he scored an own goal to lose a derby in the unbeaten season

     

     

    LUIS FIGO

    “We hate you so much because we loved you so much” was the banner that greeted Luis Figo upon his return to the Nou Camp with his new employers Real Madrid. That and paraphernalia to fund a small bric-a-brac shop. Most famously of all a pigs head was thrown at the Portuguese winger as he was standing to take a corner.

    Few rivalries in world sport are as deeply ingrained as the Madrid/Barcelona divide – despite this a surprising number of players have played for both clubs. However few of them ever touched the hearts, or were the undoubted symbols of Barcelona in the same way as Figo. Florentino Perez was embarking on his “galactico” project but of all the stars who shone bright Figo was surely beyond reach. Or so everyone thought.

    Executed with staggering bravado and frankly foolhardy abandon to personal safety Figo defected. Few transfers have ever been as shocking as this.

    Shock factor – 10
    Could Have Been Better – Had Messi been ready to replace Figo immediately.

     

     

    MO JOHNSTON

    In terms of rivalries the Glasgow clubs of Celtic and Rangers have reserved a head seat at the top table. In amongst the violence and religious hatred there is the odd game of football played. After a stint in France the Scottish striker Mo Johnston was returning to his homeland.

    Most people assumed he would return to Celtic Park, especially after he was pictured in the Green and white hoops waxing lyrical about the club. Little did the catholic half of Glasgow know that Graeme Souness was up to some more trouble making – and promptly snatched the miniature striker to play at Ibrox.

    There are players who have played for both (Kenny Miller for example) but none were ever as polarising as Johnston who became the first Catholic to play for Glasgow Rangers.

    Shock Factor – 9
    Could Have Been Better – Johnston spends all eternity in purgatory.

     

     

    HARRY KEWELL

    A European tie in Turkey was forever marred for followers of Leeds United as an unsightly skirmish ended with two Leeds fans losing their lives after being stabbed at the hands of Galatasaray fans. The loss of the fans galvanized a Leeds team amongst whom Kewell was one of the leading lights.

    The emotion and sense of disbelief was opened up all over again when Kewell accepted an offer to join the Turkish team upon leaving Liverpool. Fans were outraged and few bothered to even greet his excuse with a cursory acknowledgement.

    For the record Kewell was thinking about the Leeds fans because he wore the same shirt number for Galatasaray as he did when at Leeds. And that made everything okay then!

    Shock Factor – 7
    Could Have Been Better – If the rivalry was a genuine football one, rather than one caused by the tragic death of two fans.

     

     

    ALEX MCLEISH

    The flame haired manager led Birmingham to their first piece of silverware in an age by overcoming Arsenal in the Carling Cup last year. Unfortunately that marked the high point and shortly afterwards they were relegated from the Premier League.

    Cross city rivals Aston Villa were looking for a new manager and after a fruitless search they approached McLeish. A bitter boardroom fight ensued before the manager was able to begin his new role, further dampening relations between the second city neighbours.

    To be fair to the Villa fans they didn’t want McLeish any more than they wanted to catch crabs. Thus McLeish managed to alienate almost everyone in Birmingham.

    Shock Factor – 5
    Could Have Been Better – If Birmingham stayed up and Villa appointed Christian Gross instead.

     

     

    MICHAEL OWEN
    A goalscoring machine at Anfield, Michael Owen somehow hadn’t managed to garner the undying affection that say, Robbie Fowler had. After stints at Real Madrid and Newcastle, Owen managed to further ruin his relationship with the Kop by joining the hated Manchester United.

    For sure he was no longer the force that he once was – but Englands fourth-leading goalscorer would certainly have had suitors that would have been more palatable than the Red devils. Heck, joining Everton would have hurt the Liverpool fans less.

    Shock Factor – 7
    Could Have Been Better – Owen gets confused by the red and scores at the wrong end.

     

     

    HARRY REDKNAPP

    Not all rivalries are played out across European ties or channel to channel coverage like Barcelona/Real Madrid or Rangers/Celtic – but that doesn’t mean they are any less meaningful. Just ask the lot down at Portsmouth and Southampton. Having said that you really ought to only ask the Southampton fans.

    After a board room fall out at Pompey, Redknapp left to join the nearest rivals Southampton. Unable to work his usual “wheeler dealer” magic and keep The Saints up Redknapp jumped ship again – this time back to Pompey.

    Things would only become more traumatic when they saw their former manager leading Pompey to an FA Cup Final win – thus ensuring hero status forever in Portsmouth, for two very good reasons.

    Shock Factor – 7 when moving to Saints 9 when going back to Pompey
    Could Have Been Better – Had he joined Saints again and relegated Pompey.

     

     

    RONALDO

    One of the greatest strikers the world has ever seen is actually pretty good at annoying fan bases. He has managed to accurately imitate Judas on no fewer than three occasions.

    From Barcelona he joined Inter Milan spending most of his time there injured. Recovering in time to light up the World Cup Ronaldo then left Inter as the latest “Galactico” to join Real Madrid – thus infuriating Barca fans. Once the weight and lifestyle became an issue there Ronaldo headed back to Italy to join Inter’s big rivals AC Milan for short stint.

    However, the cherry on the cake was when he returned to Brazil. For the duration of his career Ronaldo had preached that he was a Flamengo fan as a boy and would love to play for them. Upon leaving Milan it seemed that he would get his wish and that the fans of Flamengo would have a chance to see the great striker turn out for them.

    Of course, true to form Ronaldo managed a last minute body swerve and ended up joining Corinthians instead, leaving everyone nonplussed. Perhaps there were better “women” at Corinthians.

    Shock factor – 7
    Could Have Been Better – Had he never been injured.

     

     

    CARLOS TEVEZ

    How much of this transfer was down to Tevez and how much was down to the demonic Joorabchian who knows. One thing is for sure though, few signings have heralded such a brave new dawn in a way that Manchester City’s capture of the Argentinian did.

    A folk hero at Old Trafford who would regularly hear the fans serenade the manager with “sign him up Fergie” Tevez was able to exact immediate revenge of the snub by joining the worlds richest club, who just happened to be the “noisy neighbours”.

    Now a folk hero in sky blue Tevez earned extra bonus points for getting involved in a spat with Gary Neville.

    Shock factor – 8
    Could Have Been Better – Had he punched Gary Neville in the face. Some red cards are worth accepting.

     

     

    And there you have it – a non-exhaustive look at some true “Judas” moments in recent footballing memory. Who are your biggest Judases? Tell us by leaving your comments below.

     
  • Simon Pitney 11:47 am on May 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    How to fix Chelsea 

    First off let me clarify my position – I am in no way a Chelsea fan, I have only been to Stamford Bridge once and my memories of that day are dominated by the songs we sang about George Weah. However over the last few weeks I have become increasingly frustrated with Chelsea, and more importantly their inability to topple the demonic beast that is Manchester United. Sir Alex Ferguson, it goes without saying, is beyond reproach when you administer footballing respect, as are Giggs and Van Der Sar – but I have little time for most of the rest of the United team.

    Seeing as Arsenal go a little bit vanilla during the run in, and Man City are still a good few years away it really does seem as if Chelsea remain the only outfit capable of wiping the stupid grin off Patrice Evra’s face. But how? Below is one man’s answer – please feel free to disagree/abuse

    MANAGER
    Already some of my Chelsea pals have been calling for the Italian’s head – is this really the way to go? Who would you replace him with? Some shouts have been for Marco Van Basten, whilst a re-appearance of Gus Poyet (doing a fantastic job at Brighton) or Guus Hiddink would certainly satisfy the heart strings. But it would only add another period of re-birth to a group of players that are beginning to reach the end of their time together. Continuity is the way to go. After all it is only a season ago that Ancelotti swept all before him by claiming the double. Granted his Champions League exploits with Chelsea have been poor, but you can’t say he doesn’t know how to win it – as he is level with Mourinho and Ferguson in that respect.

    FULL BACKS
    If you are going to persist in playing three in midfield then you need your full backs to offer support going forward. The “best left back in the world” has been an attacking myth for quite some time now – he is fantastic and rarely do you see someone get the better of him over 90 minutes (though Valencia came as close as anyone at the weekend) but how often do we see Ashley Cole really surge forward in a penetrating manner? I see him get near the opposition box and then turn backwards as if he has a nose bleed – he is such a good footballer that you have to believe he is capable of making a real difference going forward a la Roberto Carlos or Dani Alves – let the shackles off Ashley – go forth and plunder (only on the football field mind). On the other side – again Ivanovic is a top drawer defender and he does get forward, but its mechanical and workmanlike. I am not suggesting a return to the days of Scolari, but if Bosingwa isn’t the answer then perhaps investment in a rampaging right back (not you Glen Johnson) who can add genuine width and excitement might be the way to go.

    CENTRE BACKS
    Personally I can’t stand John Terry, If only Abou Diaby had kicked him in the face a little harder… Alas, I do have to admit that the guy can defend and I really like the acquisition of David Luiz – this is the one area for Chelsea that has real strength in depth. Alex is a top-class backup and even Ivanovic would walk into most teams at centre half (how Arsenal could do with someone half as rugged).

    MIDFIELD
    Without any width it’s all a bit pedestrian and predictable in the Chelsea midfield. The way I see it is that Ramires is a poor mans Essien and Obi Mikel is a poor mans Makelele. Good squad players, yes, but for Chelsea they shouldn’t be anywhere near the starting line-up. The two consistent starters in the middle of the park have been the aforementioned Essien and Lampard. Essien is still a beast and should remain, but (and here comes the abuse) its time for Chelsea to move on from “Fat Frank”. Against 90% of the Premier League he can get away with doing nothing but taking pot shots and spraying the ball languorously out wide but ask yourself this – and be honest – when was the last time Frank Lampard really dominated an important game of football? I am willing to listen but I genuinely can’t think of one. And for that reason I would seriously consider adding some youth and pace into the central area to compliment Essien, Lampard is a model pro and therefore would be perfect in helping a younger player adapt to the challenges of playing at Chelsea. Plus, someone needs to provide bullets for Torres to start firing (form is temporary, class is permanent – the boy will come good!).

    FORWARDS
    £50 million says Torres is the boy of the future – so the question is how to get the best out of him. Chelsea currently play with two wide forwards – and I think this exacerbates the width problem they have – as neither Kalou, Drogba, Anelka or even Malouda are disciplined or inclined enough to stay wide. Think back to the days when Mourinho played the same system and had both Duff and Robben flying down the wings – damn it – Chelsea were even an attractive team to watch rather than the attritional athletes they have become. You could go as far to argue that they have never really replaced Robben. Malouda is again a good player but is he really of the top echelon? Would they be better served by having two “wingers” who can chip in with goals rather than strikers who are forced to play wide and inevitably drift? Personally I think so. The other alternative is to buy a playmaker to sit behind Torres – as that seemed to work when Gerrard (anyone remember him) was his support act at Liverpool. That might facilitate a change to a slightly more conventional 4-4-2 – and if so then at least they will have tactical flexibility.

    So there you have it – quite simple really – they need to buy a right back, two central midfielders and two wingers – and they can’t get away with buying more Zhirkovs and Ramires’ either. In order to re-assert themselves at the top of the game and re-invigorate an ageing squad they need to match the Torres and Luiz investments.

    I have deliberately refrained from suggesting potential targets but there are some obvious ones Chelsea could go after – perhaps Ancelotti could rescue Kaka from his Madrid experiment and play him behind Torres, maybe the Chilean winger Sanchez would provide width and pace along with Gareth Bale? Yes it will cost money and I am sure they could win trophies without acquiring players in all the positions mentioned but I don’t just want them to beat Manchester United I want Chelsea to embarrass them.

    Over to you – how do you think Chelsea should re-group in the summer?

     
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